Junior - and the joy of giving

Frankly, I'm getting sick of writing obits for members of my "family".

In the past year, we've lost Barry Smith and Tina, and many others have come and gone over the years. "Let us learn to show our regard for a man while he is alive and not wait until after he's dead," Meyer Wolfsheim, a character in The Great Gatsby, said, so in that spirit and noting that Junior's time is short, I'd like to spend a few words on him while he's still around to contradict or embellish.

Junior comes across as a rough-hewn Cockney git, and when I first met him, he constantly sported a red ballcap with the flag of England on the back. He loved to talk about his rough past, with dark allusions to underworld connections. 

A few years ago, I let him make an "important" phone call. The call evidently went to voice mail.

"Junior. Later." And he hung up.

That more or less summed up the Junior Mystique: was he calling some gang connection? Setting up a rendez-vous? Calling a non-existent number and making us think he was doing some big business deal that dared not speak its name? 

A few weeks later, someone came into The Lord's Rain when Junior was there. "Don't I know you?" he said. "I don't know you," Junior replied. "Weren't we in Maple Ridge?" the stranger persisted, referring to the provincial jail. "I don't know you," Junior repeated.

Junior turned his attention back to telling whatever joke or anecdote he was telling me, and the stranger kept hanging around.

"I wanna ask you something," the stranger said at length.

"What?"

"Come out here with me."

"Not a good idea," I mumbled towards Junior.

"I ain't goin' nowhere," Junior said to both of us.

"No - come out. I just want to ask you something."

Junior ignored him. The stranger still hung around. I was distracted by something else and when I looked back, both of them were gone. Suddenly, Brad -- a former volunteer -- rushed in. "Drew! Get out here!" We went out and there Junior was, sitting in the alley with his back against the brick wall, bleeding from the side of his head. Junior wasn't into talking at the time, but Brad saw it and said he'd been brought down with a single sucker-punch. I called 9-1-1 for an ambulance. Junior was remarkably cooperative as they helped him in, as if the hospital would be his witness-protection program for the time-being.

When Cheryl Weber came to do a feature on The Lord's Rain in 2009, Junior suddenly stood up and recited the Pater Noster -- the Lord's Prayer in Latin, in its entirety. Cheryl's photographer shot it, although none of the footage was used.

His real name is Eric. One day, I asked him the obvious question. "How did you come to be called 'Junior'?"

The story that followed was one of those ones that was so off-the-wall, it had to be true. It turns out, he was born in India in 1948 to a 70-something member of the British Raj. Dad -- who I believe was Eric Senior -- moved back to England and left the lad in the care of his sisters in India. He eventually found his way to England, some time in a public school (what we refer to as "private" schools in Canada) and running with gangs and criminals and tough guys around Nova Scotia and Quebec on a motorcycle. Names like "Mom" Boucher, the notorious Hell's Angels kingpin, would roll off his tongue like an informant out of the back of a darkened van. Whether his talk was bigger than the reality, slightly embellished or absolutely 100% true, we may never know.

At the end of the day, Junior has been a loner. I've never known him to associate with anybody, and in many ways, a 10-minute visit to The Lord's Rain -- maybe to get coffee, maybe not -- seems to be the closest he comes to social interaction. The tales of underworld connections, while they may make some of us say, "yeah - right ...", may be Junior's way of isolating himself from the world. I still don't know why he got punched in the head.

Almost a year ago, now, Junior showed up at The Lord's Rain. The ballcap had been replaced by a large white cowboy hat. "I got cancer," he told me, matter-of-factly. "The docs say I won't see Christmas." I prayed over him for healing and peace.

The "docs" have missed the mark by several months. He comes in from time to time, by now, wearing an expensive black leather jacket.cowboy boots and a very impressive-looking watch; he also walks slowly, with a cane, and he wears sunglasses. He has grown progressively gaunt and pale in the past few months.

Yet there's still a bit of the swagger to him, and, almost to keep his own spirits up, he invariably has a joke. "Have you ever heard of an African elephant?" "Yes." "This over-sexed African elephant mated with a rhinoceros. You know what you call the offspring?" I shook my head.

"'ell-if-I-know."

(Believe it or not, I just now got it. You have to say it over a few times, I guess.)

And off he went. I figured this might be my last chance for a picture and this might be the most appropriate: a lonely figure, leaving me trying to figure out a joke as enigmatic as the man himself.

===

Maybe there's a bit of the latent bureaucrat in me -- and considering I couldn't organize a sock drawer, that could draw some guffaws from people who know me -- but when a new donation of clothing arrives at The Lord's Rain, I prefer to take some time sorting it and making sure we know what's in it. It could be that I've seen too many occasions where people have descended on a pile of donations like a pack of Tasmanian Devils on fresh carrion.

So when my friend Gloria arrived recently with a sackful of clothes her teenage sons had gathered -- along with a large garbage bag filled with new socks -- I naturally told John that we'd take some time to sort them before we'd give them out.

But then I went upstairs, and John, being the impetuous sort that he is, opened the bags and let the guys have at it. 

OK, so I didn't get to do things in an orderly fashion: but the guys were remarkably restrained and clearly delighted with the new shirts that had come in. And then I looked over at Gloria. There's a reason why she's nicknamed "Glow" -- she has this million-watt smile that could sell asphalt toothpaste and copper-wire dental floss, and she was totally ecstatic to see the pleasure people were getting. 

It proves a point we've often made here: you think you're ministering to people at The Lord's Rain; it turns out, it's the other way around.